[music playing] soldier: useless pieces of meat! roger flanders.mistake. nothin' but a mistake. it's worthless. what are we doing here? this military installationhas spent millions of dollars, and i want it to go away! i want it to be done with.
swept under the rug,you understand me? under the rug! hey, asshole. i spent a lot of timetrying to find your dumbass. where you been? and where is mymotherfucking money? just hear me out. what the fuck? where is my goddamn money?
listen, i-- justhear me out, ok? where is my fucking money at? listen, i've got a[interposing voices] that's six fucking grandthat you fucking owe me, and because of your piddlymotherfuckin' habits, you fuckin' pissed it away. i'm going to fuckingblow your motherfuckin' head off if idon't get something and something fucking now.
do you understand me? no, listen. i stole this stuff infrom the base, man. it's hardcore. it's just these drugsthe government made. it's really good, man.you can sell it. fuck is it? have you tried it? no, i can't.
i got a drug test. fuck the drug test. try this shit beforeyour head gets blown off. all right, all right. how is it? it's good, man. real good. i spent all this fuckingtime looking for you, i should put one in yourfucking head and take the shit.
put it in the fucking case. if this ever happensagain, i don't give a fuck how much this shit is worth. as long as we get ourmoney out of it, then you're going to be straight. you owe me your fucking life. have a good day, sir. fucking loser. last time.
don't ever fuck with me again. [tires squealing] oh. oh! [moaning] [gunshot sound] [inaudible] man, you know what? it was supposed tobe here now already.
ok. hmm. two days. two days ago, you hear me? two days ago. my drugs. i want my drugs. i want them now. where are my drugs?
my drugs were supposedto be here two days ago. where are my drugs, man? bodyguard: [inaudible] just a littlemessed up, you know? bodyguard: yeah, really. messed up? of course it's messed up. what are you talking about? god.
i know what. i got a buddy in newyork, mr. delbrone. i'll call him up. andrew, he'll hook me up.[inaudible] all right. mr. delbrone. hey, ricardo. how are thingsdown in miami, huh? everything cool here, sir. hey, listen.
i kind of wondering if youcould do me a little favor. ricardo, i owe youmore than one favor. what can i do for you, huh? i got three guys herethat, uh, that have a little bit of merchandise. and-- and i was hopingif you could help me bring them downhere to miami. not a problem. what'd they do?
they were supposed to beup in new york already. i knew those crackheads. i knew 'em! i don't know whati was thinking. i was trusting them. but you know how that goes. you know, you had a trust. yeah. tell me about it, hey yo.
i'm kind of, youknow, nervous here. but, um, uh, you canhelp me with that. we take care of you. don't worry about it. that'll be great. oh yeah. yeah, i got a couple of guysthat can handle that for you. yeah, freddy six timesand august mirabella. yeah, yeah.
yeah, i think you know august. lazy son of a bitch,huh? [inaudible] do it. cool deal. mm-hmm, all right. all right, sir. everything's fine. everything is sweet as always. ok, sir. talk to you later.
all right. see you. i'm sure he canhelp [inaudible]. [groan] this fucking thingdoes not cut skull. jesus christ. [phone ringing] [groaning] yeah?
scott, what are you doing? i'm hacking up a body. what do you think i'm doing? hey, hey. come on now. you get paid pretty goodfor this stuff, huh? i know. listen, gus. how about a trip to miami.
what? miami? oh, i'm in. yeah, well then getyour ass over here now. i mean now. i'll see you in 15. [phone beeps] vinny, you are much prettierdead than you ever were live. hey, how's my manfreddy six times?
listen, uh, i'd like youto go to miami for me. how's that? you and gus. can you handle that? -yeah.-good. come over here right now. we need to talk right now. bye. you talking to me?
are you fucking talking to me? you're too tough to talk. gus. my buddy freddy.you're both here. this is good. this is real good. all right, now let me tellyou what's going on here, ok? i owe a guy in miami. name's ricardo.
i owe him a favor. big time. so here's what we're gonna do. he ordered up somedrugs to be shipped down to him by a couple guys. all right? now the guys in questionhere is frankie. you know frankie. and you know his cousin paulie.
paulie's gonna knowwhere frankie is, and i know you knowwhere paulie is. so you get a hold of paulieto find out where frankie is. you got those guystogether, you pop 'em. pop 'em good. ok? nice and simple. you pop 'em, you getthe drugs they've got. you put those bodies, you ice'em, put 'em in the truck.
got the drugs, put'em in the truck. now i want you todrive down to miami. you bring the bodies,you bring the drugs. you give 'em to ricardo. and what route we takingfrom here to miami? you go the back roads. i don't want you all overwhere people see you. and how much are wegetting paid, baby? no.
the important thing iswhen are we gettin' paid? what do you mean? don't worry aboutwho's gonna pay you. this is a jobyou're doin' for me. i'll take care of that. you get the bodies down there. you get the drugs down there. you get 'em down now! let's get the fuck out of here.
[throat clears] [music plays] hey! ho, paulie. stop, you motherfuck-- come here! stop. paulie. why the fuck are you runnin'? huh?
don't ever run from me again. now i got a question. one simple fuckin' question. i want to hear, "i don't know. i don't know. i don't blah, blah, blah." you're gonna answermy question, or you're gonna be in a world of shit. paulie, just tellhim where frankie is.
my balls have beenitching me for two weeks, i just had to hack a guy'shead off in a bathtub with fish on the shower curtain, ok? so i'm not the bestof fuckin' moods. so what i would liketo do, is get to miami. beaches, cuban chicks,thongs, jai alai. you like jai alai? you play some money, betsome money on jai alai. it's a great fuckin' time.
have some drinks. but to get there, igotta do something. i gotta find yourcousin frankie. 'cause that sack of shitstole a bunch of shit from a guy in miami, who igotta retrieve and take back. you understand? so we can work like this. you be tellin' me wherehe's at, you'll be fine. that's it.
or we can play thefucking game, and we can-- we can do a lot ofshit we don't have to. so i'm gonna ask you, wherethe fuck is frankie at? man, i don't know. i don't-- i don't know. you see, i knew youwere gonna say that. i just-- i just knew it. so let's let the painbegin, you sack of shit. [punching sound]
[sound of man falling] listen to me! i don't have time for this shit. i need a drink, ok? your house smellslike dog shit, and i gotta get the fuck out of here. so the quicker wedo this, the better. 'cause this shit ain'tgonna fuckin' end until you tell me wherethe fuck frankie's at.
look. bodyguard: tell him, paulie. i don't say thati don't know, man. paulie, don't be an idiot. tell him what he wants to know. listen to me, mother fucker. you think i'm playin'? i dont know. i don't know, man.
i'm ready to go to miami. i'm ready to see some cubanchicks and some jai alai, do you understand me? freddy: he's gonnakill you, paulie. freddy? freddy. did we bring the hammer? look, motherfucker. i don't know where he's at.
do you believe this shit? why don't i just fuckin'tell him what happens? why don't i showyou how i'm psychic? isn't that the sameshit every time? i'm going to tellyou exactly how this shit's gonna go down, ok? you take the pop. bam, to the floor. you're gonna to say to yourself,that hurt pretty fuckin' bad.
but i could take a fewmore of them to save my cousin frankie's life. then, i'm gonna startbeatin' you some more, and poppin' you, hitin the fuckin' teeth, and kickin' you in the balls,and hittin' you in the face with a fuckin' gun. i'm gonna keepfuckin' hittin' you. then i'm going tokeep hittin' you. and then, i'm gonnaget fuckin' irritated.
and you're gonna say,god damn it, this hurts. but i can take a littlebit more this to save and then i'm gonna take thatfuckin' hammer over there, and i'm gonna starthittin' you in the teeth. i'm gonna get fuckin' pissed. and i'm gonna start doingshit to your fucking body and teeth you didn't evenknow could be done to a human. and right about then, yourbody is gonna go numb. (speaking in slow motion)idon't know where he is.
don't know where he is. (speaking in double)andyou're gonna say to yourself, you know what? and you're gonna say toyourself, you know what? i'm so numb right now, idon't even feel the pain. i could probably take thisshit for another ten minutes and they'll leave me here. then, i'm gonnaget really pissed. and i'm gonna startstomping you fuckin' skull.
and then you're gonna realize,and fuckin' beatin' you in the goddamn teethwith this hammer. after 10 more fuckin' minutesof me kickin' your ass, kickin' you in the chin, andstabbin' you, and hittin' you with a hammer, and i'm gonnastab you in the fuckin' balls. that i am not fuckin'leavin' until i find out what i want to know. even if you don'tfuckin' tell me, if i tell this mother fuckersomething, he's gonna kill me.
so when you'refuckin' laying there, and you're in a pileof fuckin' blood, and you're this goddamn closeto dyin', you're gonna say, if i don't fuckin' tellhim, i'm gonna fuckin' die. and guess what? then you're gonnafuckin' tell me. and then we'regonna fuckin' leave, and you're gonna be layin' therethis fuckin' far from death in a puddle of blood, andyou're gonna say to yourself,
i should've just told him. why am i layin' here half deadin a puddle of my own guts, to save a piece ofshit cousin of mine who's an asshole anyway? so, i'm gonna ask you one morefuckin' time before i start. i'm gonna ask you onemore fuckin' time. i'm gonna ask him onemore fuckin' time. what do you thinkhe's gonna say? i think he's gonna talk.
really? well let's find out,because i don't think he is. 'cause he's a goddamn idiot! so-- freddy: tell him, paulie. i'm gonna ask youone more fuckin' time. where is your fuckin'cousin frankie at? man, i don't knowwhere he's at. let's let the pain begin.
[spitting sound] [sound of plastic being rolled] [sound of duct tape] ok, monkey lips. in the fuckin' chair! man, i didn't say ididn't know nothin', man. come on, man. i-- [mumbling]
where the fuck is frankie at? [mock whining] oh, i got tape on my mouth. i can't talk. jesus christ, i'm hot. i need a taco. i'm stuck in your house thatsmells like poo poo pie! dookie! you fuckin' think for asecond that your piece
of shit cousin frankie wouldtake this much shit for you? do you? 'cause if you do,you're fuckin' wrong. do you fuckin' think he would? i don't think so. are you ready to talk? let me see if youhave something to say. fuck you. fuck me, huh?
fuck me? fuck you, mother fucker. fuck you, son of a bitch. i'm not fuckingplaying any more! come on, paulie. don't be an idiot. where the fuck is he at? where the fuck is he at, huh? mother fucker, where's he at?
i'm sick of fucking with you. you piece of shit. and i'm almost donefuckin'-- i'm almost fucking done fucking with you. freddy: come on, paulie. tell us where frankie is. you know you're a dead man. tell him up, frankie! freddy (speaking in double)he's gonna kill you.
he's gonna kill you. tell him. idiot. idiot.tell him. paulie, listen up. i am now breaking outthe fuckin' hammer. oh, fuck me? [sound of hammer striking] this mother fucker.
you're pretty tough, motherfucker, for a piece of shit. for a fuckin' druggie,you're pretty tough. he's gonna fuckin' tell me. he's just an idiot. what are you gonna do? as soon as i finishthis delicious cigarette, whichyou should really think about trying again. [sigh] this mother fucker.
his head's like a pieceof goddamn concrete! it's ok. just end it. now it's time to get fuckin'[inaudible] fuckin' mean. now it's time toget fuckin' mean. you hear me? you piss me off,you mother fucker. now it's time to get mean. hope you love jesuslike this man does.
'cause you're about tomeet him personally. i'm tired of fuckin' with you. i am tired of fuckin' with you. your fucking arm up. oh god. what the-- ok. i'll tell you. he's staying at newportcommons, apartment 2b. well that wasn'tso hard, was it?
what do i get? i beat him, he doesn't tell me. i beat him some more. fuckin' hit him in theface with a hammer. i don't know, i don't know. now what is he doin'? he's laying there in a pileof blood, half fucking dead, like i said. did i not-- did i not say that?
did i, i mean, am i--correct me if i'm wrong. but did i notpredict his future? two hours later,we find out where your piece of shit cousin's at. and if you fuckingthink he would've took one punch for you, you'reout of your fucking mind. you're out of your mind. so, i guess you'restupidity is the reason i can't fuckin' leave withyou layin' there half dead.
'cause you pissed meoff, mother fucker. [gunshot] you sack of shit! there was this onetime at the gas station, saw this old girl withold saggy titties. i told her they looked likethem trash bags of wet dirt. little dab will do you. a little dab willdo you, [inaudible]. that's good stuff.
christ. oh shit. what the hell is-- shut up! no mister, thismust be a mistake. hey, what uh, whatuh [inaudible] oh, ok. shut your fuckin' mouth! i just was-- i wasjust [inaudible] freddy: shut up!-hey.
man, what the-- ok man. shut up. i want to fuckin'know where the drugs are you took from the cubans. what drugs? where? where's the drugs youtook from those cubans? i got no drugs.
ok, ok, ok. i'm not in the fuckin'mood for any more games. where are they at? i got nothin'. nothin'. shut the fuckin' fuck up! i think he fuckingshit his pants. why did you punchme in the mouth? where's the drugs at?
oh, god. [inaudible] bingo. that drug. i still ain't got no drug. shoot this fuckin' idiot. no, no. [slow motion sounds] [gunshots] say my name, bitch!
he's ruining my fucking day! what the fuck is this stuff? [sigh] all right, getthis fucking idiot. [dogs barking] i gotta- i gotta get a new job. god damn it. what the fuck hasthis guy been eating? piles of crap?
been eating the same thing. oh, crap. just, just crack his arm. there you go. [inaudible] [sound of trunk closing] call delbrone's stupid ass. [phone dialing] those guyssmelled like cheetos and cat pee in a bowl. every one of them.
mr. delbrone? hey gus, how's my man? everything going good? done and done and done. yeah, he's right here. say hello. hello. all right then. we're heading tomiami right now, baby.
gus, listen. make sure youdeliver on time, huh? i owe that cuban big time. but i tell you what? if this fucker doesn'thave our money, we're bringin' bodiesback to new york. just deliver, gus. just deliver. catch you on theflip side, baby.
you drive, [inaudible]. i mean, you start goingto church, quit smoking. i haven't heard youcurse in ' months. are you still going to church? yeah, i'm stillgoing to church. a hit man that goes to church. yeah, i think you oughtastart going to church, too. mr. delbrone is afucking smart ass. -cool it.-what?
he's a fucking prick. i don't wanna hear it. if he even ever looks at melike that again, job or not, pay or no pay, i smeari'll smack him in the face. you don't wanna do that. so then i pour gasolinein the hole of the stump. pistol whip him in thefucking face with it. where the fuck are we at? why?
what, you think i'm afraidof mr. delbrone or something like that. where the hellare we at, anyway? you'll shootsomebody in the face, but you won't say motherfucker. you know what, ever sinceyou started going to church, you really started toget on my fucking nerves. if your balls itch forlonger than two weeks, do you think youshould see a doctor?
you need to get yourair fixed before we go on a cross-countrycruise again, how's that? please. so we put two fish hooks,put them through the side of his mouth, all right. arr, his teeth are-- arejust sticking out like this. and i take a hammer, ok. it's your last chance, i'm goingto knock your fucking teeth out with this hammer.
[grumbling] so i beathis teeth out, right. we found out later he was tryingto tell us the whole time, but we had his fuckingmouth with fish hooks, so i couldn't hear agoddamn word he was saying. and what's up with yourname, freddy six times? what does six times mean? mental note, never use thefish hooks in the mouth again, when you're tryingto get somebody to talk. did you have sexwith six midgets?
molest six boy scouts? you have six toes? six nipples? i mean, it's very unusualto have a fucking nickname, and no one knows whatthe hell it means. there is one personknows it, that's me. ah you. (high-pitched) i don't drinkanymore, i go to church. six scrotums, admit it!
i'm a good boy. who ever heard of aguy with a jag who doesn't have air conditioning? i think you oughta takesome serious thought about accepting the lord. i saw the light when i wokeup in a whore house last night. it'll change your life. you can't be ahit man christian. man, come on.
knock it off with this shit. you crave it, you crave it. it doesn't work like that. let's see what thefuck these people listen to in south carolina. huh. it's pretty good. (singing) kiss my balls. just kiss my balls.
what're you doing? oh, welcome toalva, south carolina. how can i help you? fill her up? you can get thefuck out of my way with your big stupid ass,that's how you can help me. nah, i'm just gonna pump gas. no, no, no, no, you're gonnapump your fucking ass over here to the counter.
thing's stuck. get the fuck off mycar, you goddamn idiot. come on, gus, chill out. let's get out of here. get your fuckinghands off my car. i can pump my gas, i'mnot a fucking woman. go over here,relax, i'll pump it, and i'll come pay you the money. it won't cost you nothingfor me to pump it, dude.
i'm gonna say thisone more fucking time. get the fuck away from my car. chill out, let'sget out of here. if you touch my car again withyour big ugly gorilla hand, i'll fucking kill you. i've never met adamn yankee, but i've only heard bad shit about 'em. it's all true. go fuck yourself,you fucking idiot.
you oughta takesome serious thought about accepting the lord. you may not beaware of this-- let me-- i don't understand you. uh, not less than a fewhours ago, you took a gun, and you put it to aman's chest, and you blew his heart all over the wall. um, i don't know about you,i don't know if the big guy's fond of that kind of stuff.
you know what wouldbe great, if there was a big volume button righthere and i could just eeee. -that's him right there, cletus?-right there. right there, sheriff. right there? and they've beenmessing with you, huh? uh oh. now i heard there's acouple of loud mouth, greasy headed, stinkingass yankees in my town.
now i know that can't be. i know that can't be. has anybody seen anyof them loud mouth, stinking ass yankees? anybody seen 'em? this ain't gonna happen. i'm gonna git 'em. now, i know, i know there'snot any damn yankees in my town today.they can't be.
right here. you sure these are them? this is them. ah, we can't have this, now. we don't allow yankeesdown here in this town. ain't no rude ass yankeesare gonna come down here and pick on my cousin, cletus. now we ain't gonna have it. nobody.
if this is yourcousin, i don't care. i came in this town,had to get some gas, and this idiot gets in my way. and cousin or not,he must be the cousin you keep in thebasement you don't want anybody to know about. i can't help it thatyour cousin's stupid, ok? nobody talks to thesheriff like that. you shut up, all right.
especially no out of towners. is that y'all's fancylittle automobile out there, that jaguar, with thenew york plates on it. is that y'all's? i believe we've got ourselvesa problem here, fellas. y'all parked alittle bit too close. a little bit overthe line out there. i do believe so. you wanna tow it in, cletus?-tow it in.
you go ahead andtow in that car. i guarantee-- southern hospitality. that's right. we'll give y'all some of that. see how y'all likethe taste of it there. that sweet, sweetsouthern hospitality. there's no line outside--what're-- there's not even a line outside the car,what are you talking about,
it's just a bunch of gravel. go show him,sheriff, go show him. i'll tell you what. you think you're gonna take-- we're leaving, come on. let's just go onout there-- let's come on outside there, fellas. y'all just come on follow meoutside, and we'll go see. all right?come on, fellas.
come on. yankee. -what?-i done towed it. he was parked illegally. over the line. there's no line. there's not even a line here. there is a line, right here. there ain't no line there atall, what're you talking about?
we know y'all from up north,and y'all do things different, but this is the waywe do it in our town. there is a break line. you don't-- you don't know me. well you're aboutto know me, though. don't walk away from me. come back here. come back here and listen to me. we ain't gonna have no problems.
we ain't have no problems. cletus, you tell'em who the boss is. he's the boss. -man, you ain't the---i'm the boss. he's the boss inthese here parts. i'm the sheriff. at 11:15, you can come down hereand pick up your car with $250. $250, are you out of your f-- and then you'regonna leave town.
you're gonna leave my town. you're gonna leave. $250. how bout this-- i'm gonnakill this motherfucker. we'll pay the fine,we'll get out of town. calm down. they don't want meto pull my gun out-- [inaudible]. you wanna take it for a spin?
where the keys at. there you go, cletus. you drive that car. he hides behind his badge. hide behind my badge, nothing. i'm gonna hide behind my gun. you understand me? is that all rightwith y'all fellas? y'all got a problem with it?
you watch the seat. right down the end of theroad, at 11:15, you can come down here and pick up your car. see ya, fellas. -fuck you.-see ya, bye bye. -fuck you.-$250. one hour. 11:15. bye bye.
just calm down. calm down? we have three bodiesof men we executed and the big bottle of drugsthat we're taking to miami. the car is in the impoundlot of the sheriff, and you want me to calm down. you want me to calm down. i mean, forget the fact thatif the sheriff opens the trunk, and decides to takea look in the car,
they're going to findthree dead bodies, and this place is goingto be swarmed with fbis. forget that, cuz fuck the-- i'mnot even scared of the police, but fathom this. mr. delbrone, and thecuban, both pissed at us. that's-- that's fucked up.we're dead. we're dead men. do you understand? this is the motherof all fuckups.
you don't get a carimpounded with three dead bodies in the back. i should calm down. we'll get the car out of there. we'll get the body out of there. i should calm down, yeah. we'll get down to miami. look-- we're going to the lot, payingthe fine, and getting the car.
if i see that trunk haseven barely been opened, i see one strangemovement, i'm capping the sheriff and his goddamnredneck, idiot cousin. you kill the sheriff,you kill the deputy. you kill everyonein the impound. you kill the secretary, then yougotta kill the whole damn town. then the statepolice come in here. they investigate, ourcar was impounded. they're coming after us.
i would ratherkill the whole town than have to worry aboutmr. delbrone and the cuban. who would yourather have to kill? a bunch of redneck idiots, ormr. delbrone and the cuban. what time you got? let's just go pay the fine,let's just get the car. and do your praying think,alalalala, and pray that he hasn't looked in the trunk, ok? he's supposed to be here.
he's not here. he's a little late. he's gonna be here. i could shoot the window.i could shoot the window up. we'll take the car. come on, the sheriffout here, and then what? take it easy, he'll be here. he's already saw the bodies. he's already opened the trunk.
he's already called the fbi. there's probably swatpeople in the trees. he'll be here. there he is. thanks for coming,jesus christ. thank you for coming. thank you. well, what's the problem? what're you gettingall excited for?
i'm told to be hereat a certain time. i come at a certain time. but nobody tellswhen to be somewhere. you're the onewho told the time-- nobody tells to be here. i come when i wanna come. i got things i wanna do. like what? what do you gotta do?
hell man, i missed myshow on tv a while ago. just to come over herebecause you wanted something. -tell him, sheriff.-ok, fine. this is my town. i make the rules here. i make the time.-this is your town? fine, i want to get ourof your stinky town. just give me my car. this is your town.
don't take nothing fromthese son of bitches. you think somebody's justgonna come running to you every time you want something?-tell him, sheriff. you're the one whotold me the time. this is my town.i make the rules in this town. you need to calm down. you need to calm down right now. where's the car? -can we get the car please?-yeah, we can get the car.
and get out ofthis stinky town. you got the moneyto get your car? give me some money,we'll get your car. but if you ain't careful,i'll keep your car. you understand that?you understand that? tell him, sheriff. let him see the money. you can keep this stinky ass--you can keep this town, ok? i just want my--
i can keep your cartoo, you understand that? i want my car.i wanna get out of your town. aight, give me some money. you got the money? yeah, you lucky i don'tkeep your car and your money. money money. just open-- there it is. there better not bea scratch on this.
if there's any scratches,you done it, boy. man, get yourface outta my car. is this real vinyl? yeah, it's real vin-- get-- you ease up on my boy, now. [thump] what-- what was that? what was that noise? nothing.
well it wasn't thevinyl seats talking. the cornbread youfuckers eat down here is getting to your brain. -nah, i heard something.-corn bread? and it wasn'tvinyl seats talking. corn bread? [thumping] [screams] hold up, now.hold up.
hold up, boys. cletus, go close that door. go close that door, cletus. just relax, guys. just relax. now this right here is why wedon't let yankees in our town, because y'all bringproblems like this to us. cletus, you see this? shut up?
what's going on over here now-- what're you gonna do, shoot me? yeah, i'll shoot you. you wanna explainto me what this is. ooh, you'repointing a gun at me? why in the helldo y'all got bodies in your damn trunk for, boys? you wanna shoot me? i may just shoot you--
shoot me. i'm not-- you're going toexplain this to me-- cletus, what the hell--hell, these people ain't dead. what the hell's wrongwith these people? cletus!these people ain't damn dead. cletus, cletus, come here. sheriff, what thehell's going on? cletus!
drop your fucking gun! drop your fucking gun. you drop your fucking gun! i ain't dropping shit! drop your damn gun. you really screwedup this time, gus. you really screwed up. i didn't know what to do. we'll have to killthe whole damn town.
wha-- what the fu-- [zombie noises] [gun shots] get out of here. go! god almighty. dear god. hold it shut. hold it shut!
what the hell was that.what was that! i don't know whatthe hell they are. i just emptied a fullclip in one of em's face and he's still walking around. you need a bigger gun. they're zombies. do you hear me? they're zombies! i know, man.
let me explainsomething to you. i have never notcompleted a job, ever. and i am not about to letanyone, even a zombie, ruin that reputation for me. i understand. so even if they're stillwiggling, i'm taking 'em down, i'm putting them in the trunk,and we're taking them to miami. get out of my way. [zombie sounds]
freddy, come on! [shouting nonsense] what the hell was that? i don't know what they were. i've never seen anythinglike that before. [inaudible] thingi've ever seen. let me explain somethingto you right now. when i shoot a guyin the fucking head, and i put him in atrunk, and i drive
nine hours with his stinkyflesh body in the back, ok? if he gets out, hemust be a zombie, ok? i don't wanna hear idon't believe in zombies, i don't-- we just shot himwith everything we had. understand? we already killedhim, then we shoot him with everything we got. but i am taking thesefuckers to miami. i don't care if theirwieners are wiggling
around in the trunk, cut off. i'm taking them to miami,and i'm getting paid. because i have never, and imean never, not completed a job, and i'm not about to start nowbecause some dead bastards are walking around inthe impound lot. we've got to get something big. i mean big. yeah, yeah, yeah,big baby, big. we'll go to town.
shit, we'll have to walk. we'll get some of thoseguns those rednecks hunt those fucking elks with. elk guns. blow 'em to pieces. just fucking destroythose bastards. throw 'em in the trunk,kapow, good night, fuck you, it's timeto go to miami. dead or alive.
these fuckers arecoming with us. which-- which way is town, idon't remem-- jesus christ, i'm in "children of the corn." i think it's that way. i think it is. let's fucking go. hey, hey, hey. hey. good to see you.
y'all are them guys fromthe restaurant, ain't you? yes, we're them guysfrom the restaurant. listen. we need a ride. we need to get to a placethat sells big guns. there a place likethat around here? yeah, there's one rightdown the road up here. can you take us there? yeah, get in.
so what do y'all need guns for? we have a commitment. what kind of commitment? gus? zombies, ok? there's zombies walking around. seen any zombies? zombies? yeah right.
we gotta get some guns. big guns. we saw three of them come outof a fucking trunk of a car, do you understand? they killed your sheriff,they killed his cousin, they killed some other idiot. the sheriff? the one at the restaurantyou were fussing with? how many sheriffs doesyour town have, 15?
yes! ok, whatever. hey, how's it going. we're doing some elk hunting. elk? yeah, uh, i need a shotgun. big. something, you know,to kill a big, big elk. how bout that?
oh, beautiful. i need, uh, one more. something, maybe, something icould carry a little easier. let's see. how bout one like that? oh yeah, yeah. you need some shells? yes, i do. yes, yes i do.
have you got themoney to pay for that? yeah, how much is it? $350. $500, keep it. this damn blade'svibrating, coming loose. it's making a god awful noise. see man, i told you. should of went to [inaudible]and got you a good one. we wouldn't have none ofthese problems right now,
you'd be in therewatching nascar right now. well, hell, when youain't got much money, you gotta get what you get. pay for what you get, i reckon. man, look, i bet you got thatthing from aunt may's hardware, didn't you? probably so. see, you can't donothing with them, man. i started mine oncesince i've had it.
run like a littleneighbor's kid's toy. necks. henry! aw hell, darnell, whatyou doing to henry? [shouting and zombie noises] pay me my motherfucking money. i ain't going to yourfucking house up. kill you, your momma, yourgrandmama, your granddaddy. your damn favorite dog.
fucking rats in thedamn house, the roaches. anything else inthe motherfucker. hold on. hey, white boy. you in the wrongneighborhood, ain't you? what the fuck that on your face? hey, motherfucker there ain'tno shit going on around here. goddamn, what the fuck you on? no what i'm saying, nodope like that around here.
goddamn! motherfucker. man, what the fuck? louis and carlos are dead. i'm emptied a full clipon these motherfuckers and they didn't die. the sheriff's gone,the deputy's gone. frankie's gone. what the fuck is thatcoming out of his mouth?
it's the fucking drug. even these goddamnzombies are junkies. maybe they fucking od'd. goddamn idiots. what're we gonna do? what we're going to do? just get out of town. we've gotta takethe bodies to miami. let's cruise through town.
maybe these idiotsare walking around. kill these fuckers. your keys in the car? yeah, they're in here. leave it here, we'llride with sadie. let's go. there's one right now. it looks like frankie. that's not frankie.
that's none of them. let's kick his ass, anyway. sounds good to me. freddy, they'refucking multiplying. fuck, wassa-- he's an ugly one, isn't he. he's the ugliest onei've seen so far. let's put him out of his misery. jesus christ,they wasn't lying.
i don't think thisshit's working, freddy. this ain't working. we've gotta getsomething bigger. or something else. come on, let's go. why don't you getup in the house and clean thisson of a bitch up? it looks like shit in there. i work.
you ain't got no fucking job. you don't do shit but layaround the fucking house all day and jerk off, and drink beer. well, maybe i wouldn'thave to jack off if you'd give me some pussy. a woman's job is tolook after her man, give him ass, clean up thehouse, look after the kids. fuck you, go takea fucking bath. goddamn, woman, get in thehouse and clean this shit up.
brush your goddamn teeth. i know people that don't givea fuck about brushing teeth. maybe that dumb bitch is right. maybe i do need to cutthe grass around here. fuck that stupid bitch. i just needed a barn. i got me a barn fullof sluts out here. eeny, meeny, miney,mo, which one of you goats gonna be my ho.
well, you tied to the barn. you look good enough to me. you don't give a damnabout how i smell, do you? oh, i smell likeyou ready for me. i'm gonna suck on them titties. what the fuck youdoing here, boy? can't you read the sign, boy? well, i can't read itmyself, but it says for you to stay the fuck out of here.
but you look like you'repretty good at what you do. come on, baby, you look likeyou can do that shit real good. you gotta come outhere cuz i don't want my girl friends to see it. they might not wannagive me no more. yeah, there you come, baby. well, my neighbor jim bobmust've done a number on you. i'm a service you real good. on your knees, boy.
oh, yeah, justlike-- [screaming] -going?-all right. how bout you? good, good. beautiful. crap. he took off this way. there's a trail of blood. get in the car.
i'm fucking leaving. i'm sick of your shit. you've been in thegoddamn goat porn again, you nasty motherfucker. you're so fucking disgusting. hope that goat pussy was good. [bleating] i'm calling this fucking cuban. yeah, hey.
this is gus. gus and freddie. i have a question. what the hell kind of drugsare we bringing to you? what kind of drugs are these? you were supposed to bringmy drugs two days ago. the people that take themare coming back to life? oh, oh, yeah, i'm crazy. i'm stuck in a rednecktown fighting zombies.
don't let himbullshit you, boss. tell me something. are you on drugs? are you taking those drugs? yeah-- ok-- you wannacall me insane, fine, i'm the insane one. but i got news for you. freddy six times isknown as the sane one. so i'll tell youwhat, i'm gonna let
you speak to him right quick. why'd you set us up? these suckers, youcan't kill them-- what's going on with this deal? ok, did you hear that? did you hear that, a-hole? no, no, no, no, i'mtired of your bullshit. i want my drugs now. well, you dealwith me here, man.
i want your ass here, all right? i want it here, now. i don't know-- idon't care how you do. i want it now. i tell you what. we're going tokill these fuckers, and we're bringing them to you. you're going to deal withme when i get to town. you better-- youbetter be here, man.
i want my-- i want my drugs now. tell him you takecare of him, like this. listen, gus, i'll give you onemore day, man, one more day. i'm tired of this bullshit. yeah, yeah, fuck you too. all right, man. where does that shit come from? i told you before, man. i'm not an american indian.
you know, i'm a philippino, man. let's light up. dude, hook me up already, ok? it's time for another one. there are mosquitoes. we should do thisevery day, man. here, take this thing. who're you-- what'reyou talking about? i said we should dothis every day, you know?
oh shit, man, this is good, man. this is the bestweed i've ever had. dude, dude. this football is funny. -yeah.-it's swirly, kind of. it's red and black. don't use it all. all right, your turn again. again?
-again.-you want some? yeah, i guess that's true. let me try. is this our last one? i think i had likethree more in the van. oh, that's good. because-- because i'mnot nearly high enough. i think you are. dude, i wasfucking telling you,
you look-- youwant this or what? i do. i'm telling you, you look likea fucking american indian, ok? with the long hair, you looklike pocahontas already. you need a loin cloth. i told you, man. i'm not american indian. i'm from the philippines, man. dude, where's your tomahawk?
we eat dogs, man, we eat dogs. see if we can getone of them up. fido! maybe we should goto the pound, then. you have long hair likean indian, like pocahontas. like him! you taste like an indian too. bull shit. oh that's pretty scary.
hey man, come on man. wait, just watch it. oh shit, man. appreciate it. that's wasting, you can't-- this is good, man,you're wasting it. you know? do you guys hear something? [screaming]
who wants some? me and freddy's gonnago scour the town, look for some of these fuckers, ok? you stay here. it could be ugly. let's flush these fuckers out. we'll flush 'em out. where are you? you're supposed to be in miami.
what's the hell'sgoing on with you? is everything all right? no, everything's not all right. because the bodies in theback of the trunk came. back to life. they came back to life. what the hell areyou talking about? oh, we executed them. we shot 'em.they were dead.
they came back to life.we shot 'em again. we emptied clips. and they're stillrunning around the town. gus, gus, gus, haveyou been messing around with those drugs? no i'm not on drugs. no i am not taking drugs. i'm telling you, gus,are you on those drugs? cuz your head's goingto come off next.
i got somebody else totake care of your ass. what the hell's going on? i am not on-- i'm tellingyou-- you-- you listen to me, and you listen to me right now. listen to me, gus. you quit playing thesegames, and finish that job. we are dealing with zombies. you've hired us to transportzombies cross country, and now we're tryingto take care of it.
we're trying to kill them. so i don't give afuck what you say. i don't-- i don't care. we're in a town calledalva, south carolina, ok? are you happy? i'm not on drugs. ed, they are zombies. unless you know anything elsethat can be shot, killed, hammered in the head,kicked in his balls,
kicked his skull in, andcan come back to life. if you know of anythingelse like that, then that's what they are. otherwise, they're zombies. you are nuts, gus. you have finallyflipped your lid. oh, you think i'm crazy? oh really? well, fuck you too.
you don't believe me? well, maybe you'll believe--maybe you'll believe freddy. here. he's telling you the truth. we got dead peoplewalking around here, and we can't kill them. are you happy now? oh no, don't-- he hung up. i got a bad feeling about this.
i got a bad feeling. now we're going to havezombies on our hand, we're going to delbrone. after us. he's not happy. you know they're going toput a contract out on us. who the hell's goingto believe this? oh, they're killing zombies. what up.
big tony, how you doing? what's up, delbrone? listen, freddy and gushave lost their minds. they've lost their minds. they're down-- i sentthem on the job to miami, they get lost in south carolina. you ready for this? town called alva,south carolina. get yourself a roadmap.
i want you heading downthere as quick as possible. i want you to take care ofboth those guys, you here me? that mirabella's afucking punk and i can't wait to kill his ass. yeah, yeah, yeah, iknow, you don't like gus. well, then you'll like this job. there's bodies down there. a lot of bodies. there's bodies inthe trunk of his car.
i want you to take themdown to miami, buddy of mine called ricardo.ok? you got this, tony? now listen good, iwon't tell you again. you're gonna go down there,you take care of that, and then i wantyou to bring back gus and freddy, back up to me. i want to hook 'em, i wantto hook 'em real good. capisce?
capisce. now you hurry up, and youcall me when you're done. oh, i will. man, i'm out of gas. crap! where's theclosest gas station? there's one that way. it's about fiveminutes down the road. five minutes?
gus, why don't you stayhere and watch over her, and i'll get the gas. be back in about 15, 20 minutes. we're nevergetting out of here. we'll get out of here. never! watch your back, freddy. this is no good. no good.
he's been gone way too long. well, maybe he gotlost or something. i'm sure he's ok. no, those fuckers got him. i know it. i know it! i want you to get in this car,i want you to lock the doors, and i want you to stay here. don't move.
i'm going to go look for freddy. just keep these doors locked. i'll be back. gus! sadie! can you guys hear me? freddy! i hear you! fucking woods.
my balls are itching. i should be in miami,fucking dog track, staring at cubantitties, but no. i'm in the damn woodshunting zombies. well, you want some? here i am! come and get it! come on baby, come on. come on, baby.
fuck. where the fuck you going? where you going, baby? where you going? nowhere! what do we have here? sucky sucky. excuse me. i got lost out in the woods.
i was wondering if maybe icould get a glass of water? yo, you deaf? hey, are you deaf? goddammit. dear god, dear god. i will shoot youlady, i swear to god. ow. you dead bitch. oh, yes.
i don't take nothing,especially from some dead chick in south carolina. do i make myself clear? i need a chain saw. i need a-- tool shed. you likey boom boom? we go boom boom. eat me. no thanks, i'm notinto green chicks.
oh, that's-- that's--that's not good. come and get me. unfuckingbelievable. goddamn moron. [yelling] i'm out of ammo,i'm out of ammo! come on, freak. ugh, jesus. gus, gus!
gus, where are you? aw, shit, freddy. jesus. are you still there, man? gus, do it. do it. i don't want to beon of them zombies. i don't want to shoot you, man. gus, you gotta do it.
you gotta do it. i'm not gonna shoot you man. gus, gus, by the way. freddy six times meansi was married six times. now do it, out gus, do it! get the hell off my car! get off my car! [honking] (screaming) get thehell away from my car!
yo, ass knuckles. you want a piece of me. come on you deadpieces of monkey shit. come on! come on, come on! what, what baby? party time, baby! woo! show time, baby!
[shouting] oh my god! they're not dying,you understand me? chainsaws, heads off, arms off,shot guns, they're not dying. we gotta get out of here andfigure out-- get your car, come on. we're gonna take a break. this looks safe, come on. these motherfuckers.
can't believe he's dead. i don't want to soundlike a fag or anything, but he was my best friend,he didn't even know it. how long did you work with him? eight years. we did a lot of work together. i'm gonna kill every singleone of these motherfuckers. every one. ah!
ah shit! come on, motherfucker. what you got,baby, what you got? come on, come on, come on. move move move. stay there. what you gonna do. is he dead? no, but still we got timeto get the fuck out of here.
-what are they?-i don't know. zombies! well, what're you gonna do? i'm scared. listen, i canunderstand you're scared, but your whininghas got to stop. if i'm going to figure outhow to end these fuckers, you're going to haveto put it on mute, ok? mute, all right?
i've got enough thingsgoing on in my head. i got people innew york after me. now i got people inmiami pissed at me. and i got a whole town fullof dead people after me. so if you could just remaincalm and let me figure out what it is i have to do,this'll make this whole thing a lot smoother. wait a minute. i got it.
don't you fucking see? louis and carloswere fucking dead. the sheriff was gone. the deputy was gone. frankie was gone. those other two fuckers had didsome more of that fucking drug. when they came back, they werelike fucking junkie zombies. they od'd on the shit. that's the only goddamnthing that'll kill them.
it's those fucking drugs. and we gotta get back tothe motherfucking building. we gotta get thefucking shit out. and we gotta fucking use it.-well, let's go. let's go.i gotta get that shit. ah, thank god. what is that? the drugs. you're a drug dealer?
i'm a hit man. oh, so you just kill people. we got the jag now. this is a car. [engine failing] what did theserednecks do to the jag? you realize what this means? we don't have your car,we don't have this car. this sucks.
do you mind holding this please? son of a bitch. this is my aunt karen's house. and i know she has syringesbecause she has to give her horse a shot [inaudible]. let's go to the fucking barn. now these fuckers geta load of this shit. gonna be party time. i'm going in the woods, and i'mfinishing these motherfuckers.
then i'm out of this town. i don't want to do any morefucking favors, do you hear me? yeah, i'm going too. you'd be more of a fuckingburden than a help, you understand? no i wouldn't, i'm going. let me ask you a question. are you the type ofwoman that holds grudges? hey look, a bird.
snap out of it! what're you scared of? you're a hit man. you've already killed thirtyof these motherfuckers. what's a couple more? nothing! i killed all thesemotherfuckers, i'll kill some more. that's right, you hear me?
i'm coming to get you! you're not coming to get me. any more? you're messing withall this mirabella. you're nothing to me. i run new york. i run this little town. you want some, youcome and show yourself. [high pitched yell]
this ball problem isreally not fucking helpful. oh, here we go. here we go. oh, you come backfor some more, huh? you want some of this? you want some? come on, come on. you want some of that,mother-- you like that? oh, burns doesn't it.
burns, baby. burn! [farting] aw, shit! stop it! little bastard, get off me! yahoo! oh, oh, you little fucker. dammit.
i've hit women before, iwon't hesitate now, lady, you hear me? i will not hesitateto kick your ass. stay back! [squealing] oh,you fucking bitch. how you like that? [banging] help! sadie, what the fuck are youdoing in the trunk of my car?
oh, aunt karen,there's zombies in town and he locked mein here-- kill me-- wouldn't let me go with him. [shout] i think i got all of 'em. what's your fucking problem? i thought you didn'thold a grudge. you're an asshole. i was trying to save your life.
let's just get thefuck out of here. tell him who the boss, sheriff. cletus, you tellhim who the boss is. you the boss. i'm the boss. do something, gus. kill them. [grunting] you want some ofme mother-- huh?
wanna play? you wanna play? you like that? uh, shit. wasn't enough juice. ugh, that's gross. ugh. ah. aw shit.
oh shit, i think he's pissed. get your motherfuckingass-- get your ass. give me a cloth, something. i'm making an italianfirecracker, baby. that's my aunt's car. hope she's got insurance. come on, run! [explosion] i think that's thelast fucking one.
i think they'reall fucking dead. i got no bodies, igot no fucking drugs. still mad at me aboutthe fucking trunk? yeah, asshole, icouldn't breath. mirabella. hey, tony, what thefuck are you doing here? where the fuck is freddy at? he's fucking dead. what're you doing here?
delbrone said youflipped your fucking lid. i'm here to take you out. man, god. who the fuck are you? i'm sadie's aunt. heard y'all was hunting zombies. he wasn't a zombie,but thank you anyway. damn yankee. same fucking difference.
this your fucking family? hello? big tony, how are you? hey, did you take careof that job for me? no, he didn't get thejob done, delbrone. gus, gus, what are you doing? trying to bump meoff, motherfucker? you have flipped your lid. i didn't flip my lid.
and i'll tell you somethingelse, motherfucker. i'm going to miami with nodrugs, and no body parts, but i am getting paid. i'm getting paid. i've had one hell of a day. you are nuts. oh, fuck you, delbrone. give me -- give mesome of that bacardi. you know, i've beendrinking this shit
for all the afternoon. but, you know, it'spart of the job. oh yeah, just having fun here. mm. taste some. try this shit, man,it's really good. right now, the bossis not here, you know. fuck him. or, not fuck him, but,you know, if he hears me,
i'm fucking dead manwalking, you know. yeah, the mexicans,that's another situation. as a matter of fact,there's a bottle over there. if you want some. hey, i'm sorry, boss, just-- is this what i pay you to do? tell me. slip up. i'm sorry.
i'm sorry, man. -god, you know---won't happen again. i'm freaking out here. i don't know what's going on. and you are two just goofingaround, drinking my shit. i'm sorry, boss. it won't happen again. they better be here. [knocking on door]
ok, you go open the door.go, i'll get it. it's gotta be him. who is it? pizza. hands up. let's go, let's go. get it over with. get your hand offmy balls, please.
that's all you have? that's all i have. yep, that's it. it's about time. hey, hey, hey, hey,calm down, buddy. where-- where did youget those drugs from? where?-what drugs? my drugs are fine. my drugs are beautiful.
killer stuff.killer stuff. are you ok? no, i'm not ok. what's the matter? i'm glad to seeyou here finally. we've been waitingfor two days already. freddy's dead, you know. freddy's dead. you realize that?
freddy's deadbecause of this crap? you know what? i don't believe aword you're saying. first of all, i'mglad you're here, ok? and you know what? why are you so stressed out? what are you sofreaked out about? i don't know! killer town full of zombies?
rednecks? what do you think? you think i wasplaying on the phone? you think i was making aprank phone call to miami? i just killed a hundredzombies, do you understand? and now you want to knowwhere your drugs are. well, let me tell youwhere your drugs are. i had to use themto kill the zombies. all right, sit down.
sit down and calm down, ok? here, here. this is gonna calm you down. give him something. he's stressed out. i don't care, just givehim whatever he wants. whatever he wants. just give it to him, please. i just want my drugs.
because you know what? look at me. if you don't have anydrugs, there's no money. what am i supposed to do? believe you? where do these drugs comefrom, is what i'd like to know. what do you mean, wheredo these drugs come from? where do they come from? they're just drugs, man.
they're nice drugs. they're drinkable,they're smokable. they're good stuff. wow. man. well, this guy's--are you ok, buddy? you want some more? whatever it takes. i just want you to tellme where my drugs are,
and i want you to cut the crap. i've explained to you. i had to use the drugsto kill the zombies. now i've got some body partsin the car for you, so pay me. bring the fucking box here. i want my shit. no drugs, no money, huh? you want-- you want adelivery, you want a package? you waiting for mr.ups man from new york
to bring you a little box? well, let me goget you something. i got something for you. go on. stop bullshitting me. i'll get him. lucy, i'm home. oh man, what is that now? it could be a bomb.
be careful. yeah, it's a bomb. it's a bomb. i'm going to blow my arm off. where do you hirethese people from? come here.open this box. you say it, boss. you say it boss.-check it out. take a look inside.
you wanna take the risk? what's this? it's just a package. this is-- this is whatyou paid me to bring you. let's have a looksieand see what's inside. you know, gus, you'rea funny man, man. open the box! huh-- what the f-- no, no, no, hey, hey, hey!
you see? i told you. how do you like that? oh, i'm sorry, are you notsatisfied with your package? hey, hey, hey, boss. hey, hey boss. do you see? do you see what i'mtalking about here? this is what i'vebeen dealing with.
this-- this is whati've been dealing with. this is what your drugsare doing to people? it's called a zombie. adios mio, por favor. phew, man. you know what, gus? this is bad for business, man. i've been shipping this shitall over the united states. what the hell is in there?
i don't know, it's your shit. but i'd say it'sbad for business if your product's turningpeople into zombies. if word gets out that my shit'sturning people into zombies, i'm finished. yeah, [inaudible]. all right, i'll tell you what. are you still workingfor mr. delbrone? well, i'll tellyou what, buddy.
why don't you come work with me? yeah, come work with me. i can give you a job. what's going on, baby? yeah, tonight i hear yourold man's out of town, and he like leftchicago like that. i bet he went to go seehis lady in florida. and i hear you're out tonight. so tonight, shit,you know, this is it.
snooze or lose, baby. this is your last chance. what's it gonna be? do you even gottathink about it? two words, dude. tanning booth. what's happening? happy hour is over. cancel that kielbasa sandwich.
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